May 21, 2004 - 11:00 a.m.
Still have a crush on Don Wood from Colonial Hse. Yesterday I went back to Friendster and found that I could get closer-linked to him by attempting to befriend the Fakester known as Art Film, and thus actually get to read his page. I also found that the woman who links him to Art Film is a blogger, and she mentions running into him at the gym, and that he is on the show, and that he loaned her his discman. Fascinating.
Later...in a startling expose, it turns out that Don Wood is an actor, not a carpenter at all, and was the star and co-writer of the film "Canniballistic." None of this is on the PBS website folks, you heard it here first. This is up there with that revelation that the Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire guy was not a millionaire and was an underwear model and so forth. I guess I'm conflating two different guys, I guess that first guy was a standup comedian. Next I'm going to find Don Wood in the International Male catalog. I'm sure he can't live off movie royalties alone, so he probably really is a carpenter (a set carpenter!?!) most of the time. I wonder if he will end up eating the other colonists. Still waiting for ArtFilm to accept me as a friend.
