July 21, 2004 - 3:36 p.m.
Yee! I saw him last night! That boy with the bag of corn! He was sitting in the window of the Tabbouleh restaurant. Alone with a half- eaten plate of food, staring into space, looking like the world had just ended. He is very small and weird looking. I guess he lives near me then, that is convenient.
In a shocking twist of fate, OKCupid.com is now down indefinitely for site upgrades. So now I can't write to him and ask if he happened to notice a girl in black short-shorts giving him a startled look of recognition through the window.
Meanwhile another tract decrying the sensitive manchild (that guy's "Cupid" variety) has appeared in the New York Observer. Just in the nick of time it warns me against him and his kind. Then in the middle of the essay it starts to blame women. Then at the end it blames the men again. Basically, like all the rest of us, she's not sure what she thinks.
